Doormats.
They don't have them.
I fall every single week on some slippery floor that is mopped once an hour. You may say that this reflects more on me than the Chinese, but au contraire mon ami, it does not. There are billions of reasons a doormat could alternately save lives and prevent messes.
Yes China, you may have ICBMs on mobile trucks, but you have not yet discovered the time/broken ankle-saver that is the doormat.
Good luck taking over the world.
ellen
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